I want to raise my child in a cave on the side of a distant mountain

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I want to raise my child in a cave on the side of a distant mountain

Post  jeannie_r on Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:18 pm

So that I dont have to deal with:
-Olsen Twin brand padded bras for 10 year olds
-"lingerie" for tweens
-pedos and pervs
-high school cheerleaders
-14 year old Vogue models made up to look like adults
-Victoria's Secret model diets
-Jersey Shore
-Vodka soaked tampons
-Twilight

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Post  eatingfortwo on Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:50 pm

Vodka soaked tampons?! Holy hell, by the looks of it ^, I missed out on a lot in my teenage years. Thank you Nana and Papa!

But seriously... I'm in the clear for a while, seeing as how I'm having a boy. But when it comes time for me to raise a daughter, I'm going to be blatantly honest about things of that nature at an early age. I think exposure to the [scary] truth will be my tool.
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Post  jeannie_r on Mon Nov 28, 2011 8:03 pm

Boys aren't immune to the vodka soaked tampon, they're just... inserting them elsewhere. Apparently the kids worked out they could do this and (a) get drunk quicker and (b) not have tell tale alcohol breath. Sheesh!

Bring on the horrible truth, I think you are right that it is the way forward.

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