Can I just give up now

[jeannie_r]

and get a damn snuggie?

Maybe we can invent one that has a button down flap for breastfeeding.

[drankid]

i can just see the commercial now.

'are you tired of trying to answer the phone and breastfeed at the same time?'
*exasperated mom fiddles with blanket and drops phone and baby*

[jeannie_r]

OMG - good thinking. It needs a velcro attachment on the sleeve and one on the back of the phone.

If only snuggies came with a hood and face covering so no one could see my unkempt hair and eyebrows.

[drankid]

Well thats just it then. They need hoods, phone mittens, mini fridges, and some of those grabby trex head arm things so i can grab soda off the counter without getting up. Perfect.

[jeannie_r]

....and this is how we won at life.

The End.

[drankid]

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